Natty Nevada, a troubadour, left yesterday to serenade the Western United States, from Portland to Santa Fe, armed with an acoustic guitar and a robust beard. I expect many hearts will be broken.
Baron von Ririe, a courtier, departed this morning to charm all levels of German society, from the homeliest peasant to the dandiest aristocrat. His straightforward advances coupled with his backhanded wit form a potent combination.
Bon Voyage, Amigos.
